Written by Dear Housing Estate Developers
After you’ve completed your lovely housing estates the time comes to name the streets.
I’m begging you, STOP WITH THE TREES! We have enough Willow Drives, Beech Avenues and Hawthorne Roads. Entire estates where the roads are named after types of trees. Yes, I know that it’s Friday afternoon, you already have a well worn list of trees and you want to make your soulless estate full of carbon copy houses sound attractive, but enough is enough.
I’m sure that with a few minutes of research on The Internet you could come-up with a few more lists. How about dinosaurs? It would be awesome to live on Triceratops Road. Or ‘Things that live under the sea’? I would love to have Shark Avenue or even Octopus Gardens as my address.
So come-on Housing Estate Developers, I’m literally on my knees here (in a figurative way), try to come up with something that’s original.
Hugs and Kisses
HeadSwill
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