Hello world!

Well, fuck me backwards and call me Mildred! That was easy! WooHoo to iPage.com and simplescripts. 2.3256234123 seconds and I’ve got me a brand new WordPress installation all ready to go – and did I mention that I’m ever so slightly completely fadozzzled duye to drinking large quantities of wine tonight? Well I am! Fadozzzzzoled as a newt I am and iPage and simplescripsts still managed to get me a brand new WordPress installation in less time than something very quick indeed normally happens – how good is that?

Oh fliup me! You know what I’ve blinkin’ done and done now don’t you? I’ve only gone and started a brand new flippin’ blog haven’t I? What the flippin’ heck did I go and do that for? You know how this is going to end, don’t you? It’s going to be another (strike me with a match I need a simile – hang on I’ll go and have a fag and see if I can think of one – back in a minute or three). Damn! I didn’t think of a simile (TBQH I forgot what I was saying but that’s hardly surprising considering that I’m ever so slightly sloshed, as I may have previously mentioned) I did see a fox though – just ran across the back garden it did and looked at me as if to say “WTF?? It’s 3am. Why are you coming outside at this time of a day for?” So that was pretty cool and more than makes up for not being able to think of a simile about how this here blog that I started on a drunken whim is going to crash and burn like a crashy burny Zeppelin type thing.

Gosh ain’t coffee grand?

Anyway. So that’s that. It’s three am in the morningtide, I’m on someone else’s computerator and I’ve started another blog and I have actually managed to figure out how exactly to lock their back door.   On that note I bid thee night-night internetty type world and I sincerely wish you sweet dreams.